4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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