that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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