There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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