She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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