IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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