Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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