Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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