Say something about gay babies.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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