I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize