At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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