hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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