The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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