So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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