Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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