should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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