He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
