Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I forget how to act sober
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