Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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