why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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