That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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