If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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