absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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