I just pynch a tree in the face
i dont even know how to be here
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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