we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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