i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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