what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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