i just made my gag reflex go away.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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