This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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