I think I am morally bankrupt
He uses pillows to masturbate.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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