Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
