You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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