what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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