She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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