I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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