I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
dude. I can hear the air.
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