facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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