We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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