You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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