What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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