I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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