all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE