going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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