So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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