Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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