It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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