oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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