have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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