none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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