All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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