how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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