question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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