WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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