Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I still have a little drunk in my system
you made out with another girl for some wings
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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