i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
