i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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