I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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