i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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