how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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