i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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