careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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